remainders of fun

A game used to determine who gets to sit shotgun in a car. Basically you pick a number between zero and the number one less than the number of people who are playing. Then everyone throws out a number in that range, and whoever's original number matches the remainder when the sum of the thrown numbers is divided by the number of people playing, wins. It's a really dumb game, and that tool bag Nicholas D claims to have invented it.

Nick D: "Shotty!"
Nicholas D: "No, let's play remainders of fun for it."
Nick D: "I already called shotty."
Nicholas D: "So what? Let's play."
Nick D: "Shotty is french for 'let me sit fucking shotgun before I shoot you with a fucking shotgun'."
Nicholas D: "OK, I'll just sit bitch."
Nick D: "You would."

by Nick D May 23, 2004

Mary Jane Piss in yo face fun time

Another word for cheesing from the TV show "South Park" in which a male cat interacts with another male cat and marks its territory, ultimatly having its urine snuffed in a way to get high and go into a trip almost like LSD but with more breasts.

Mary Jane Piss in yo face fun time was Kenny's new hobbie.

by Jeff Ansell April 1, 2008

Bluf-fun

A name given for the small, north-eastern Indiana town of Bluffton, by some locals. It can either refer to a)being delusional and thinking small-town, religiously-zealot Indiana is fun b)the fact that there is nothing there, to be used in an ironical sense. The latter is the commonly known one, and can be attributed to the fact that despite being close to Fort Wayne, a fairly large city, and Muncie, a college town, there is nothing to do after 8 p.m., because everything is closed.

Blufftonian 1: "so, you heading up to the Fort(Fort Wayne) this weekend?"

Blufftonian 2:"nah, I haven't got any money, looks like I'm stuff in Bluf-fun this weekend, oh joy."

by AgnosticCardinal1986 April 2, 2009

Bum Fun

To insert a penis into another persons bum

"we are gonna have bum fun later!"

by sdhcfiuwdecbedwhbcn January 24, 2017

Contact Fun

When a person who is around people who are having a really good time, but they're sitting and watching doing nothing brags about how much fun something is.

Kato: So I got a text from Ruby saying how much fun she had last night....
Natalia: What the hell, she didn't even do anything she sat by herself and watched!
Kymber: What did she have like contact fun or something?

by xxfishnetsxx September 29, 2009

jugs of fun

A name that refers to a girls huge boobs or jugs

Guy: "WOW! Look at those jugs of fun! She must be at least a 36D"

by Maddi =0 June 24, 2008

have fun

A Euphemism for having sexual intercourse

My Bf: How was work?
Me: Awful.
My Bf: I can change that. Wanna have fun?

by jessbrown March 16, 2020