Facial Friday

That special day of the week when she uses her guy's all natural cream to prepare her skin for the rest of the weekend.

John: "Mary's face is positively glowing tonight."
Dave: "Well it was Facial Friday yesterday."

by JollyJay1971 March 28, 2017

Factory reset

When you eat a women's ass from behind, and reach around and stimulate her clitoris at the same time

1st person: Dang man, I shouldn't have did what I did to her last night, I was drunk.

2nd person: What u do to her?
1st person: I wanted her to feel something different, I wanted to be different. I gave her the factory reset last night.
2nd person: man u done fucked up, u ain't never getting rid of her now

by Slangventer316 March 14, 2021

funk factor

A numerical rating system given to the smell of vagina's 1 being socially acceptable; 10 demanding immediate cleansing whether by douching or pressure washing

Damn girl, when is the last time you washed that thing your funk factor is off the charts!

by AdaMeaux March 1, 2009

Libra-fact

When something is so factual it must be printed on the wrapper for a Libra sanitary pad.

Tina: Did you know that more than half of women in the United States will not leave their home without makeup on?
Grace: Really?
Tina: Yeah, it's Libra-fact.

by pastrychefsniper March 23, 2010

Punchy Facey

A game where two players take turns punching each other in the face until one player gives up (or is knocked out).

Punchy facey is a game best played with someone you dislike intensely.

The key to winning a game of punchy facey is taking the first turn!

I really don't like you Bill - how about a game of punchy facey..... I go first!

by DarkPassenger May 29, 2010

Maser Face

The face you have on when you are extremely hammered and loving it.

Man: Look at that kid. Is he drunk?

Man 2: You're goddamn right he is! He's got his Maser Face on!!

by hwsmasher07 December 8, 2010

the factory must grow

The factory must grow is a quote often repeatedly uttered by people who have a bad case of factorio addiction. it is in reference to building and expanding the factory that one must build in the game however factorio is about as addicting as cocain it will never let you leave.

THE FACTORY MUST GROW.

Tim: so I've heard Bob got himself a copy of factorio on steam
John: yeah let's see how many hours he has

Bob's steam account logged 48hours in the Last two days

Bob texted John the following text.
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE ENVIRONMENT MUSTN'T GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW

by Doomshroom344 June 19, 2022