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English Teacher Mentality Syndrome

a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.
the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome
by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023
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English Teacher

Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies…

Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022
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English Teacher

They are either the best teachers or the worst teachers you’ll have. There’s no in between.
The English teacher read us the instructions for our essays.
by The Possum of Wisdom November 10, 2022
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engrish

A form of the language English that idiots type on the internet. It is also a subreddit.
Person 1: *types with no grammar at all and misspelled everything*

Person 2: wtf did you just type

Person 1: engrish
by i ate grass when i was 7 November 13, 2022
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English Cream House

An orgy held at the palace of the British Monarch, or involving the royal family in any way.
King Charles isn’t as cool as the other royals, we haven’t had an English Cream House with him in charge yet.
by Bagofchips99 November 17, 2022
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English

English
English
by bidex November 28, 2022
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english

a class which is torture
i dont want to go to english
by shrekisverycool March 21, 2023
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