Electronic Hangover

that late night crashing feeling one gets after pulling too many all-nighters staring at the computer screen. Symptoms include pounding headache, nausea, and dizziness, as well as mild hallucinations induced by the many colors constantly flashing from the screen. Also associated with video gaming, and often accompanied by dehydration brought on by excess consumption of energy drinks.

dude 1: duuuuude, i have the worst headache, and i've been all dizzy, nauseous and unable to work.

dude 2: think you may have pulled one all-nighter too many at the computer screen dude, sounds like an electronic hangover.

by AmuseMe November 13, 2010

electric beach

noun - refers to an establishment offering sunless tanning

noun- "Damn, check out fake n' bake. If she'd keep her ass out of the electric beach, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."

by DWR77 February 26, 2011

Elephend

When a man's foreskin is longer than his penis. ie his bellend resembling an elephants trunk

Wow that foreskins huge, what an elephend!

by Gods-tree-hugger March 2, 2011

electronic masturbation

The process of getting an alert on your electronic device (computer) and being required to do the same meaningless action over and over again with no real progress or additional improvement.

I had to stop and put my initials in this screen everytime I use this program. It serves no purpose. It is like electronic masturbation. It does me no good!

by Dallas's Widget March 5, 2011

Eletuck

Tucking in your shirt while alone in an elevator before making a stop at the next floor.

I almost got caught making an eletuck today when the elevator suddenly stopped on the marketing floor.

by MidtownCoog September 2, 2011

electronic castration

The removal of all electronic type items from a teenagers life.

My teenager refuses to take out the garbage unless I threaten him with electronic castration.

by mommylovesteens March 11, 2012

Elephant Tart

The act, much pleasureable to some cultures around the world, or getting your dick stomped on by an elephant. This arouses men to the point where ejaculating on multiple tarts which they then feed to their loved one's and the elephant, as compensation for their efforts.

Yesterday a bagdad man instructed me on how to perform an elephant tart. That elephants foot felt so good as it stomped on my penis. I then fed my cum filled tart to my slaves, loved ones, and the elephant himself who then proceeded to ejaculate on me.

by The king clown March 7, 2013