Emo. A sub culture of well off, white, middle class, suburbanite, teenage/twentysomethings, that don't have any real cause for stress in their lives. As this is seen as unacceptable in societies where self proclaimed victimization is seen as a cause and excuse for any possible act. Emo's hence resort to bemoaning their predicment (Otherwise known as emotional masterbation), when 95% of the worlds poulation would quite gladly kill them for what these little twats have handed to them. They also find/express their individuality by dressing and acting like all the other twats which call themselves emo.
Emo people who cut their wrist sideways when everybody knows you do it with the vain if you mean business.
by Working class good 4 nothing December 9, 2008
Get the emo mug.by Izzy aka billy December 16, 2008
Get the Emo mug.Emo, (AKA Emocutwristalotitis) People who have a physical disorder that makes them unable to smile, causes their tear ducts to uncontrollably water, tune their ears into a minor key and causes 45 degree angled black hair to sprout!
Emo: Doctor, doctor what's wrong with me
Doctor: Seems you have Emocutwristalotitis, you should stay away from MCR, razor blades and hair straighteners if you wish to be cured!
Doctor: Seems you have Emocutwristalotitis, you should stay away from MCR, razor blades and hair straighteners if you wish to be cured!
by matthewthemad December 9, 2008
Get the emo mug.by Cunlin October 16, 2008
Get the Emo mug.1.Short for emotional
2. A very secretive and odd group of children/teens/young adults who wish all the fake emo kids would grow up and/or jump off a cliff.
2. A very secretive and odd group of children/teens/young adults who wish all the fake emo kids would grow up and/or jump off a cliff.
"Dude I'm sooo emo!"
"Oh really...what problems do you have?"
"My life sucks..."
"Thats not a problem...thats just you not appreciating what you have!"
"Why whats your problem"
"Just screw off..."
"Oh really...what problems do you have?"
"My life sucks..."
"Thats not a problem...thats just you not appreciating what you have!"
"Why whats your problem"
"Just screw off..."
by Black Moon August 23, 2009
Get the Emo mug.There are two types of Emo people
1; Stupid people who think emo is the new 'thing'
2; People who don't have good control over their emotions but are still really fun to hang out with and yes, they do smile.
1; Stupid people who think emo is the new 'thing'
2; People who don't have good control over their emotions but are still really fun to hang out with and yes, they do smile.
Type 1
OMG! Did you see all those cool Emo guys/girls on TV! I am so going emo!
Next day
*wearing all black, cuts on their wrists and a new playlist.*
No one understand's me. I just don't belong in this world. I just want to die.
*puts in emo/punk music they secretly hate.*
Type 2
Can you please leave me alone right now? I really want to be alone for a while.
*Awhile later*
And did you hear about that Warped tour contest!? Oh! I am going to die if I don't go!!
*blast crown the empire while jumping around happily singing along to songs by the band*
OMG! Did you see all those cool Emo guys/girls on TV! I am so going emo!
Next day
*wearing all black, cuts on their wrists and a new playlist.*
No one understand's me. I just don't belong in this world. I just want to die.
*puts in emo/punk music they secretly hate.*
Type 2
Can you please leave me alone right now? I really want to be alone for a while.
*Awhile later*
And did you hear about that Warped tour contest!? Oh! I am going to die if I don't go!!
*blast crown the empire while jumping around happily singing along to songs by the band*
by gl May 6, 2014
Get the Emo mug.Emo is basically a more complex version of punk. It targets the feeling of the audience and originated in 1980. People like to take the mick out of emos coz apparently we are self harming idiots that like attention, this is not true because you don't have to hate yourself to be an emo. that is a load of rubbish....
Jess (typical emo wannabe): omg i just want to die!!!!
everyone else: emos are such emotional attention seekers.
Me: my point exactly....
everyone else: emos are such emotional attention seekers.
Me: my point exactly....
by X_that_red_head_X June 15, 2014
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