Class A Douchebag

A douchebag towards everyone, family and friends included.

Oh man, did you see the way Mike punched his mom in the face? That's a Class A Douchebag right there!

Rob, stop being a Class A Douchebag and pay your dad back the 20 bucks you stole!

by Tistheboss August 25, 2012

king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.

How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.

by queenb254 May 14, 2015

doechii

Doechii is the music industry.

A : Whose Doechii ?

B : The music industry. A fuckin' hell of an artist.

by ESNUR April 22, 2023

turbo douchebag

1. An extreme bag of douche; one who is characterized as even less desirable than a standard douchebag

2. An undesirable person who is also classifiable as a retard, i.e, a retarded douche bag

I hate that guy so much. He is a full-fledged turbo douchebag.

by A. "Flopsy" Paris March 24, 2004

Coffee douchebag

Somebody who took an exam in coffee douchebaggery and passed. He or she will be the coffee douchebag for the next year. Required skills are; backstabbing, laziness, major work avoidance strategies, excellent in gossiping, having a really fat arse and some knowledge of coffee. Must feel superior over those who perform real work.

After avoiding most of the work for two months the fat chick became our coffee douchebag and her ego really inflated.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 9, 2008

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...

A. Step on ur game

B. Ruin a existing relationship

C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations

D. and finally is a complete dumbass

You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that

You: your brothers new nickname "lol"

Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol

You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....

Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)

by The Guitar Hero January 11, 2009

Douche Nuts

Some one who's is such a pussy that he has ovaries i.e. "Douche Nuts"

Look douche nuts just tell your girlfriend that you are going to the bachelor party this weekend!!!

by Peedah Collins June 27, 2006