When your whole world caves in on top of you (metaphorically or physically), you can be described as being crushed.
You can be crushed by large weights, but the most painful type of 'crushing' for a man is when he is smitten with a young lady over a long period of time (a co-worker or flatmate for example), only to be rejected when he attempts to initate a relationship. Normally a man crushed in such a way will be inconsolable for a few weeks, and will probably never recover. The only way for a man to avoid being crushed in such a way is to avoid ever getting emotionally close to a woman, and as such lead a lonely but un-crushable existance.
Women, being the apostles of Satan, are not crushable in this way. But they are crushable physically.
You can be crushed by large weights, but the most painful type of 'crushing' for a man is when he is smitten with a young lady over a long period of time (a co-worker or flatmate for example), only to be rejected when he attempts to initate a relationship. Normally a man crushed in such a way will be inconsolable for a few weeks, and will probably never recover. The only way for a man to avoid being crushed in such a way is to avoid ever getting emotionally close to a woman, and as such lead a lonely but un-crushable existance.
Women, being the apostles of Satan, are not crushable in this way. But they are crushable physically.
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E-Crush is when someone has a crush on someone they met through the internet. Ofcourse they've had no contact with this person outside the internet. E-crushes are superficial and should NOT be taken seriously. Most people take a short time to get over e-crushes as they usually mean nothing
by Anonymus July 17, 2005
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by GullibleZine September 3, 2006
Get the Fun Crusher Two-Flusher mug.A brute attack that consist of the attacker flying in the air at 3.00*10^8 m/s. While flying, the person body will build of a deadly electricity(40 kilo amperes) and strike his/her opponent(s). This attack is unavoidable. Mega Psycho Crusher is a "one-hit kill." Mega Psycho Crusher is an equivalent of an output of 40 grams of Chucktanium energy. Mega Psycho Crusher is also an occupation that help provide funeral service hence bringing the dead body down to ashes.
Funeral Service Provider: I'm sorry for your loss.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): I wish he could live another 190 years; he's to young to die.
Funeral Service Provider: He served his time. We can not let his body freeze in the harsh blizzard any longer. Your soul will survive through this lonely winter...I promise.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): WTF, what are you intending to do? Tell Me! (So emotional)
Funeral Service Provider: Listen! he served his time; it's time to end your misery...MEGA PSYCHO CRUSHER!! (velocity increase; endothermic process "catapultulate."
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying and shouting): NOOOOOOO!
(BOOM!, the corpse is now reduce down into ashes)
Funeral Service Provider: RIP.
(Since Mega Psycho Crusher travel at the speed of light, The Over Sensitive Chick screaming sound can't travel as fast in comparison. Hence, the logic fits perfectly: When summon, Mega Psycho Crusher can't be stop, regardless.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): I wish he could live another 190 years; he's to young to die.
Funeral Service Provider: He served his time. We can not let his body freeze in the harsh blizzard any longer. Your soul will survive through this lonely winter...I promise.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): WTF, what are you intending to do? Tell Me! (So emotional)
Funeral Service Provider: Listen! he served his time; it's time to end your misery...MEGA PSYCHO CRUSHER!! (velocity increase; endothermic process "catapultulate."
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying and shouting): NOOOOOOO!
(BOOM!, the corpse is now reduce down into ashes)
Funeral Service Provider: RIP.
(Since Mega Psycho Crusher travel at the speed of light, The Over Sensitive Chick screaming sound can't travel as fast in comparison. Hence, the logic fits perfectly: When summon, Mega Psycho Crusher can't be stop, regardless.
by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008
Get the Mega Psycho Crusher mug.A person who spends hours on the internet(mostly YouTube) everyday, trying to sway the minds of anonymous people by posting politically or socially based propaganda, because they are incapable of debating in person. In other words: a mentally unstable person, with far too much time on their hands.
" Man I can't stand that guy. He is always trolling the same videos posting the same rhetoric day in, day out."
" Aw, forget about him, he's a fucking keyboard crusader."
" Aw, forget about him, he's a fucking keyboard crusader."
by Tough actin Tinactin February 14, 2012
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I'm Crushing so hard on her;My Heart feel like it getting squeezed or strangled Repeatedly I'm blushing so hard its like love is a Drug.😄
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