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Cunt Candy

Similar to Eye Candy. Cunt Candy is someone who is extremely sexy, they make your danger zone a.k.a lady parts instantly wet !

"Cunt Candy, candy for your eyes & cunt!"
i.e.- Sarah said that her professor was so hot he gave her cunt candy !

"Fuck looking for eye candy! I want to meet someone who will give me Cunt Candy!"
by M.A.-Honey January 20, 2014
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Cunt Face Hag

Term used for a fellow employee who just shit on your day.
Wow, Michelle just called her a Cunt Face Hag. Because she didn't know she was suppose to bring in the tables.
by Davis P March 13, 2014
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Cuntagious

When the symptoms of being a cunt transfer onto others and as such force others to be cunts.
I'm staying away from Arlene, she's cuntagious today!
by Nicoole February 25, 2015
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cunt stomper

A cunt stomper is used in the event you score an absolute belter in the game of footy.
Oh my! Stevie g has just scored an absolute cunt stomper!
by Pepper jack August 21, 2016
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cuntacity

cunt·ac·i·ty (kunt’·as·i·tē), n. 1. extreme bitchiness or cuntlike mean-spiritedness, especially with selfishly arrogant disregard for the emotional or physical safety of others, conventional thought, or other established societal restrictions. 2. actual or potential ability to behave in a bitchy or cuntlike fashion.
1. Her foul-mouthed cuntacity and poor treatment of (insert spouse’s name) shocked even the people barely able tolerate her under normal circumstances. 2. She displays the astounding cuntacity of a rabid premenstrual wolverine.
by Waylon Dowd February 10, 2017
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cunt stamp

Is where one forcefully stamps down onto a womens vagina
Mike : how was last night ?
Chad : great man, I cunt stamped her!
by TheSaviourUD April 8, 2017
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Cunt hair coffee

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold
by Z_bass May 24, 2017
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