crying session

a section of your day, preferably scheduled, that is reserved specifically for bawling your eyes out until you can’t feel anymore. my favorite part of the day.

“sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have a crying session at 7.”

by sadpill April 5, 2021

Cryptonaire

An abbreviation of crypto millionaire, crypto billionaire or crypto trillionaire. Cryptonaire refers to a wealthy person whose wealth comes solely from investing in cryptocurrencies.

After investing in cryptocurrencies for years he succeeded into becoming a cryptonaire.

by Digital asset investor July 1, 2021

Crying session 😢

Basically, a crying session 😢 is somthing I have to do way to much to make sure I don’t explode. My friends are worried. I put on my songs to cry to playlist and eat litterly a whole gallon of ice cream then crap a whole ton the next day. The point is, depression sucks. And it’s not cool. 😔

Ayo Bessie… IMa go have a crying session 😢

by thisiswhomadethis <3 September 19, 2021

Crypto mood

When your mood depends on the current crypto market trends.

Steve : “Jon is ecstatic today, I wonder what happened ”

Mike : “Thats his crypto mood.”

by DevudaPlease October 14, 2021

Cryptards

All members of the secured.community crypto chat

I listened to the "expert" cryptards advice in the Secured crypto chats and lost my wife & house

by ResellBooster69 January 14, 2022

Crypto aggression

Crypto aggression: where you’re so convinced crypto is the future that anyone inquiring about, or questioning crypto enraged you.

Johnny was so happy about getting some of his portfolio into etherium, until Bob asked him about the intrinsic value of crypto currencies and Johnny felt a wave of crypto aggression coming on.

by Jtrexcordkeeper January 28, 2022

Cancer crystals

White sugar; can be applied to salt, brown sugar, sweetener, but most usually to white sugar, on the basis that "everything" - sugar, sweetener, coffee, red meat, water, oxygen and light will cause cancer (eventually).

Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.

"Coffee's done. Milk and sugar ?"

"No milk, but gimme two spoons of cancer crystals".

by eighth of seven February 6, 2010