crustified dibbs

One of the illest emcees to step out of LI. responsible for such classics such as cunt renaissance , statchy ,50,000 heads & every record label sucks dick

Crustified dibbs was banned from the jive office brought a chick with a two foot vibrator up to rawkus

by Infected dick January 21, 2007

ass crust

you must have a hairy ass for this to work. its when you take a huge extremely wet shit and you wipe your ass and shit gets stuck in your ass hair without you knowing and becomes crusty.

"man i found out i had ass crust yesterday when i was picking my crack."

by coorreey August 16, 2006

crousty

verb meens to be cranky grumpy and contentious all at once

bobby stop being so damned crousty or ill have to slap u upside the head

by mandyowen May 4, 2007

CRUSTIVITY

Levels or degrees of being 'crusty' (salty, pissy, extremely angry or generally in a bad mood).

Wow, who pissed in Jason's Wheaties? He's reached a whole new level of CRUSTIVITY today!

Man, what's up with you? You are marinating in CRUSTIVITY this evening!

by YO-HO August 22, 2009

crustification

Noun
1. an illness
2. pertaining to, or having a lot of crust
3. dirty, old, raggedy

Noun:
-She suffers from crustification.
-The short young man had a severe form of crustification.

Adverb:

-The girl walked crustily down the street.

Past:

-The man had crustified turd on his brand new sneakers.

Adjective:

-The crusty girl had a weave that resembled a dirty, old, used mop.

by hiiiii:) May 27, 2011

Crustinator

A crustinator is a tool used for the farming of bum crust. It is like a bread knife in that regard. When acquiring one make sure it's not sharp, as that may hurt yout bumhole. It doesn't just have to be used for the farming of bum crust but make sure you clean it before using it for any other practices.

Person 1: Hey (Person 2) did you get your Crustinator yet, I really need to farm my crust, it has been accumulating for 1 1/2 years now!
Person 2: Yes, I did receive it yesterday, but I need too farm first, and remember to clean it for the best possible results!

by =-O November 6, 2018

crustachio

When you have crumbs in you beard/mustache

(Crustachio as in pistachio)

1. “Dude! Clean your crustachio.”

2. “Crustachios are in man.”

by The Elmo Crew March 21, 2023