cockypunched

when a bowl, joint, bong, or other weed-smoking device has ran out of weed, and is now all ash.

Cornelius: Dude, pass the joint!

Flynn: Nah man, it's cockypunched.

by Sauce McRoss August 19, 2011

Cooked goose

Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)

Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.

by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012

cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 7, 2013

cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.

Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!

by MSM Kids December 25, 2013

cocky 2.0

It is the name of a canadian clothing brand that made the worlds first smart T-shirt.

Cocky 2.0 just released their summer collection.

by cocky 2.0 April 18, 2014

Cocky Dennis

A penis that is so hideously deformed or misshapen, that it can only be taken out in the presence of blind chicks.

A hammerheaded penis would put you into the Cocky Dennis category.

by billebllunt October 5, 2015

Cocky

Usually a guy who thinks he is really good at a sport. Someone who is attractive but the only thing he cares about is himself. Names of cocky people include Brad, Tyler, Matt and Justin. These people usually have big ass dicks

Wow, he is one cocky ass motherfucker!

by Thedefiner9999 November 25, 2015