Commutitty

A group or community of women

Would you like to join our commutitty of painters?

by anonymous March 19, 2026

commietose

What Senator McCarthy would likely have made all of Congress --- himself included, perhaps --- if Maine's most famous woman hadn't been da sole congressperson to stand up to him and say he was mistaken.

True story: go to da Maine State House in Augusta and see a huge lovely framed portrait of da historic lady-senator --- da first woman to serve in both houses, in fact --- who single-handedly kept da entire Congress from going commietose.

by QuacksO March 15, 2025

Commuter’s Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.

She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

commiserhate

To gather with others for the purpose of sharing mutual hatred, resentment, or disdain toward someone or something — not necessarily to plan action, but to bond through shared negative feelings.

Etymology:
A portmanteau of commiserate (to share in sorrow) and hate — reflecting the act of emotionally connecting through shared hostility rather than shared suffering.

Note:
Unlike conspire or hate-monger, commiserhate doesn’t imply violence or incitement — only emotional venting and social bonding over animosity.

“They didn’t even notice they were commiserhating — just sipping wine and complaining about all the same people…”

"After work, they all went out for drinks to commiserhate about their boss."

"It wasn’t a strategy meeting — just pure commiserhating."

by TheEternalNow June 3, 2025

commiepedotroon

1. Soyspeak for a communist
2. A transgender communist who is a pedophile

Soyjak.party user 1:commiepedotroons are brimstone
Soyjak.party user 2:Tanzanite Trvthnvke

by GasparThalasso August 2, 2025

Commissary Queen

A woman of modest means who consistently has a partner(s) in jail and is known by many inmates for her willingness to put money in their commissary.

“ My dearest Commissary Queen,

All I need is the thought of you and a couple of bucks on my books.”

Sincerely,

Inmate 10069
(And she proceeds to dump her whole paycheck)

by anonymous September 27, 2025

Chili Commissioner

A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.

Hi, I'm the Chili Commissioner! I'd like to thank you for coming today! Ha!

by Phillipsd89 September 21, 2016