Chromebook

A Chromebook where you watch porn and have sex with your gf

;Chromebook : how is it going; : dude penis

by Bernie gaga gaga March 14, 2018

Chronic Roasting

Chronic roasting is a comeback that specializes in the art of sarcastic satire. In this case Person A will Ensue to dismiss any of Person B sarcasm by reverse humour. It is chronic due to the amount of effort and the persistence the Person A will go through just to make the comeback so forceful that Person B would assume to have an existential crisis.

"your bloodline is as weak as that fade, you done fucked up now"
"well fuck me sideways, didn't know we were going to talk about my appearance when you the side bitch in your relationship if you don't get your ass together I'll do some Chronic Roasting, That'll straighten you out"

by Ain't your damn Business April 7, 2018

Choner

A choner is an abreviation of chode-boner.

I saw Zak’s massi choner yesterday oi.

by Fetish Photographer July 24, 2018

Chrome piece

A complex graffiti painting with a chrome (silver) fill

Yesterday we painted a big chrome piece with the crew.

by Pavkone August 2, 2018

Chone

A penis wide than it is long

I rock a fat chone

by oofaloof October 15, 2018

chronic

One of the definitions in most of Canada is: a person can be called a "chronic"

when for instance; they are overly needy a fixes of any kind of substance. Or I could be chronicing for a joint; or what not.

by Michel Joseph Cardin November 5, 2018

Chronic Nuthin Twitch

When you been bustin sum guud nut for about 6 months or more and then sitting in class stroking thin air without noticing.

Horny1: *stroking as if actually masterbating, but it’s just the reflex*
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018