chronectomy

Faux-medical word to decribe the charging of time from one's job.

I have to take a day off from work, so I'm doing a chronectomy on my time sheet.

by pentozali September 6, 2007

chronsed

some who gets high on coke.

my boy candi got chronsed over the weekend and didn't call me.

by NETTLES September 26, 2007

chronzo

a slang for cannabis

"john would you like some chronzo to smoke on this fantast

by tinypre August 12, 2008

Chronic UDA

Chronic Urban Dictionary Addiction.
Signs and Symptoms may include the following:
*Constantly being on urbandictionary.com
*Making sure to find out the new Urban Word Of the Day each day
*Using urban words many people don't know the definition of in real conversation.

Phil gets on his computer EVERY morning first thing to read the new Urban Word of The Day..*Every* day.
He's been this way for a year now...
I hate to say this...
but Phil has Chronic UDA

by Versego April 21, 2009

chronic assumption neurosis

The belief that because one thinks a certain thought often, or in worst-case scenario, more than once, that this thought is then absolutely true.

The think tank moved its office without telling her because her chronic assumption neurosis had become so irritating.

by Teech2 October 1, 2009

Chrontits

Formed by putting together two of the best words in a man's dictionary. Chronic and Tits. The word crontits has two distinct meanings.

1. When you notice that a lady has very nice breast they can be referred to as chrontits.

2. When an event, item, idea, or action is incredibly awesome one may say that it is chrontits.

Example 1:

Hey Bro, see that hot piece over there? Ol' girl got those chrontits!

Example 2:

Dude 1: Yo check out this new watch my girl bought me!
Dude 2: Man that shit is the chrontits hommie!

by Big Irish Dick October 10, 2011

Chronic Caps Lock disease

the act of over use of caps, making the victim feel threatened, when in fact they are simply hyperactive.

NOT FAWN OVER BOOB ARMOR GIRL... i'm not, just Chronic Caps lock disease, sigh.

by im harry potter. November 16, 2011