Chrontits 

Formed by putting together two of the best words in a man's dictionary. Chronic and Tits. The word crontits has two distinct meanings.

1. When you notice that a lady has very nice breast they can be referred to as chrontits.

2. When an event, item, idea, or action is incredibly awesome one may say that it is chrontits.

Example 1:

Hey Bro, see that hot piece over there? Ol' girl got those chrontits!

Example 2:

Dude 1: Yo check out this new watch my girl bought me!
Dude 2: Man that shit is the chrontits hommie!

Chrontits by Big Irish Dick October 10, 2011

chronoisseur 

A person whose area of expertise is none other than the numerous strains of marijuana that make life great. These people will almost always be breaking up, rolling, and smoking marijuana, without ever letting the nugs leave their sight. Also, chronoisseurs can always and most definitely identify strains of marijuana, decide whose blunt is more nicely rolled, and tell you why glass is better than paper. Do not contest a chronoisseur.

Stoned Kid- "Hey man I got this bag of bangins so im gonna roll this blunt. Lemme get that dutch man."

Chronoisseur- " Sorry brother, but we will rip that dimo of danks out of Walker Texas Chamber and then I shall twist this shit up strawberry style."

chronoisseur by Chronisauraus Rex June 4, 2009

Chroniscope 

An instrument used in measuring the amount of naturally occurring and/or synthetically created THC an object contains.

It measures both surface area content, and net THC percentage.

It displays this information as a ratio of
synthetic or organic THC to non-THC matter.

A general analysis of Hash from a Chroniscope would maybe find

98% surface area value of THC molecules
and say a 70% net THC content; the other 30% consisting of foreign matter like hair, dust particles, dead skin cells, plant matter etc...

Chroniscope by asdfgs March 9, 2009

Chroncitis 

The disease in which the act of chronic consumption gets to a point where the user is completely overtaken by the chronic. Common symptoms are coughing, chronic lung, and a feeling of extreme hunger.

Larry has a bad case of chroncitis and is always coughing in Scroggin's class.

Chroncitis by Mr. Scroggins Himself April 10, 2008

Chronbitis 

A rare lung disease caused by covid-19. Your expiration and inspiration get affected which makes you have less oxygen consumption. This is is noticeable while exercising.

Doctor: "Sir, we've identified that you have a rare lung disease named chronbitis."

Patient: "Oh no! Is there any cure for this?"

Chronbitis by Lyriss November 17, 2021

Chronicseur 

/ Chron-ic-seur / ˈkränik,-ˈso͝or /
Noun.

An expert judge in matters of cannabis.

That budtender knew her stuff, She was a real chronicseur.

Chronicseur by Puf N. Stuf April 26, 2014

Chronies 

An Indie Rock and Roll band based out of Iowa City, IA & Chicago that sounds like Rock & Roll, Sex, & Alcohol

The Chronies are an Indie Pop Rock band originating in Iowa City, IA. Comprising of 5 members: Todd (vocals/keyboard), Nicholas (guitar/vocals), Levi (drums/beer-maker), Michael (bass), and Chris (guitar) with special guests Brandon (guitar), and Jordan (bass). The Chronies formed two weeks prior to performing their debut show on May Day @ Old Brick in Iowa City, IA and is currently working in their Chicago studio producing their first cd.

look for audio and video examples on myspace, youtube, and facebook

we all met through chronic chronyism and called eachother cronies at work. Then we started to live together and shortly after that we formed a band called the Chronies

"ey Yo Steve, Look @ Those cronies!" "what a bunch of labrats!" "mmmmm...chicheese"

Todd: Keyboard, Vocals
Nicholas: Guitar, Vocals
Levi: Drums
Michael: Bass
Chris: Guitar

Chronies by a Chrony January 31, 2009