Christian Metal

A bad joke.

Christian Metal? Are you %$#@ing kidding me?

by blackhumor January 21, 2010

Christian Bale

The one and only man other men can fantasize about and pleasure themselves to and remain 100% straight.

I just want Christian Bale to hold me in his arms. His muscly, yet smooth and tender arms. I would fit so well in between them and feel safe. So safe. I would even let him be the big spoon.

But i ain't no fucking fag, man.

by Sloppy Thrustin April 27, 2008

Christian Grey

The hottest man to exist

Christian grey can get it any day everyday;)

by Dumbzitch January 7, 2021

Christian Porn

When a self proclaimed person declares themselves a Christian and is caught watching Porn.

Man, I just caught that Christian dude watching porn on his laptop!

Must be Christian Porn!

by Uarebusted April 30, 2014

christian rock

Music that reaches out to today's mostly younger generation, and enables christians and non-christians to have something in common because they have similar tastes in music. It is labeled rock for its sound, not lyrics (which explains why there is also christian rap, pop, and punk music). It provides an escape from the profane and vulgar lyrics of secular rock music, and emphasizes everyday battles and temptations that we face.

Christian rock bands include Haste the Day, Still Remains, Underoath, Flee the Seen, THOUSAND FOOT KRUTCH, Chasing Victory, Pillar, The Showdown, etc.

by Ashli June 18, 2006

christian metalcore

Christian hardcore punks attempting (and failing at) metal music.

Underoath is a christian metalcore band, there next DVD is entitled 777.

by Metal6head January 13, 2008

Christian Bale

A slang term referring to when a woman touches herself (masturbates).

I got home and she'd already Christian Baled herself.

by PatchZilla May 24, 2010