Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

Choke

To have fun

“Hey bro we gotta choke this weekend”

by Lantzerous April 20, 2020

Choke Artist

Ghost from True Capitalist Radio/The Ghost Show when he stumbles words constantly

Ex: "Stop calling me a choke artist. I only fum-fum-fumbled two wods-words you jerks!"

by KingOfFrop September 6, 2020

Chock

Chanyeol's moster c*ck

Chock makes me happy

by chock ambassador September 27, 2020

Choke

Atlanta Falcons

Did you see the Atlanta Falcons choke and blow that 20 point lead?

by The band kid October 3, 2020

choak month

for the whole of october you get to choak whoever you please :)

its ‘choak month’ im going to get henry

by local cracky October 6, 2020

Choke

Kenley Jansen

Right handed Pitcher for the Los Angeles dodgers

#74

Kenley Jansen gets paid 152 million dollars so he can go choke every game

by Amiller27282828 October 8, 2020