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The Cheat

Assistant of Strong Bad and we're all glad that he's not dead!
"The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad the Cheat is not dead!"
by Cubie July 28, 2003
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chastity belt

Maid Marian's undies
A chastity belt?!?! Oh, that's gonna chafe my willy
by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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chastity tent

A tent typically draped over a muslim woman's entire body to prevent her skin from being seen by men, which would inevitably lead to sex: if a man sees any woman's skin he would be unable to resist his sexual urges, and would inevitably have to honor her obvious sexual invitation by forcing her to have sex. Her adultery or premarital sex would bring shame to her family, who in turn would be forced to stone her to death to uphold their honor.

A chastity tent is similar to a chastity belt in that the goal is to prevent women from having sex with other men. The difference is that the chastity belt physically prevents sex, and is enforced with a key, whereas the chastity tent works by visually preventing women from being seen (which inevitably leads to sex), and is enforced with the threat of beatings, rape, and stoning to death.

Muslim women enjoy covering themselves with a concealing chastity tent or head tent, even when overheating in the hot desert sun.
Doctor: Your vitamin D levels are dangerously low. If you continue to wear that chastity tent you put yourself at greater risk for heart disease and osteoporosis, and the baby you breastfeed may become malnourished and develop rickets. You must have 15 minutes of sunlight on your skin everyday.

Woman: I'd rather risk disease and a stunted child than be beaten by my husband or raped and then stoned to death.
by 4justice August 5, 2009
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chester

Chester is soooo damm fine.
by Neesdog September 3, 2016
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Chesticles

A humorous parody of a male's testicles, Chesticles are an alternate name for a female's tits.
Man that babe had the hugest pair of chesticles i've ever seen!
by Mattycake December 10, 2008
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cheaterhouse

1. One who misleads another by trickery or fraud, especially in sport or card play.

2. Kirkland House of Harvard University.
Kurt, you are a cheaterhouse.
by Noah Webster July 4, 2006
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wealth cheat codes

When your bank account is racked so high the crew be asking if you found them real life cheat codes to accumulate dat' cash!
Friend) How you sittin' in that lambo, mansion and sitting on that 100 racks chilla?

Chilla) Relax b, I've got them wealth cheat codes, just sit back, accept and enjoy the ride.
by Money is the motive August 6, 2018
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