Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020

crab

a sea creature with five pairs of legs and a round, flat body covered by a shell, or its flesh eaten as food

We walked along the beach collecting small crabs.
All the shops on the seafront had crab for sale.
This crab meat/salad is delicious!

by greenzorro February 24, 2020

Mr crabs

The guy who is playing the smallest violin.

Oh boo hoo let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin - Mr Crabs

by Theunknownrandomguy February 25, 2020

slippery crab latter

The act of pouring hot melted butter on someone your giving oral sex to that has crabs.

You ate out Courtney?

Yea I gave her a slippery crab latter.

by Tinker1997 March 18, 2020

Amazon crab

A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside

"We get 7 packages a day because my parents are Amazon crabs."

by B agave G March 20, 2020

Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs

This bitch issa Crab Muffin

by Nqbbs July 10, 2020

undercover crab cake

A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.

She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.

by Steal-Lene July 16, 2020