crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

by JdeL March 17, 2005

crapinacanistan

A nation where the art of toiletcraft has yet to evolve beyond crapping in a can.

My friend's brother was just deployed to Crapinacanistan.

by Rafn April 25, 2005

crap-tacular

A combination of crappy and spectacular. As in spectacularly crappy. Crap-tacular.

Pepsi is crap-tacular. While coke remains amazing.

by Darien and Rick June 28, 2006

crapmanship

Used to describe the overall poor quality of an item from design straight through to manufacturing and use.

Thanks to planned obsolescence and general crapmanship I have burned through two paper shredders in two years. That's bunk!

by strayduck February 18, 2008

crappy poop

when something is crappy as well as poopy

mike rosen smells like crappy poop

by james Calwagger <33333333 May 30, 2008

Craputer

A desktop or a laptop that has the misfortune to have ads, spyware, nag screens and the like preinstalled by some OEMs

"Wait a second! Popup ads for their partner ISP? I can't use my own ISP? I have to register before I use it? Oh man! It's a craputer!"

by masterjamie December 15, 2008

Crap Dusting

Let one rip right before leaving a store and be sure to do a lap around the perimeter to tickle the nostrils of all the unlucky patrons.

"Dude, i just crap dusted the shit out of Blockbuster"

"what the hell is crap dusting?"

by BlumpkinAftermath January 3, 2009