beez bollox

To mean the best - Latest saying over the origina 'Dogs bollocks'

Cor, you're so the beez bollox man!

by Joey February 15, 2005

bottom bollocks

Where a fit young girl has top bollocks, an older chesticularly gravity afflicted lady will have bottom bollocks.

1:)
Ricky: Bianca, can I touch your bottom bollocks?
Bianca: What are you trying to say? 'Ave I got saggy tits or sumfing?
Ricky: Well,I'd be lying if I said no, but they're still really nice and...OWW...wotchoo 'it me for you daft facking woman.

2:)
Lindsay Lohan, in 30 years.
Catherine Zeta, in 15 years.
Ellen Degeneres, now.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2009

Dirty Balloon

When a bro jizzes all over his ladie's giant fake bresticles then leaves her in the motel room. Thus she is left with the bill and dirty balloons

Bro 1: why is Jana so sad?
Bro 2: some dude left her with dirty balloons
Bro 1: hahaha

by Lemonsmoker July 23, 2010

bollock yoghurt

a thick whitish liquid sent out through the penis during sexual activity containing sperm which is produced by the sex organs of men

i shot bollock yoghurt all over her face & tits

by birth music death August 21, 2006

bollocksy pisscunt

An expression of utter contempt for someone, or thing.

What you lookin at ya fackin bollocksy pisscunt.

by Unstoppably Shit Gay May 13, 2008

led balloon

different spelling, but same meaning as the term "lead balloon."

Stan's face dropped like a led balloon when told the horrible news.

by Dan Neiwert(author of Gentleman of Leisure Volume One) May 30, 2006

Hot Air Balloon

Sex act during which one is giving a blowjob whilst putting a blow dryer in their partner's ass, alternating from hot to cold.

Guy #1: Aw man, that chick gave me the sickest Hot Air Balloon, last night.
Guy #2: What's a Hot Air Balloon.
Guy #1: Urban Dictionary, that shit, hombre.

by HotAirBalloon October 2, 2009