Balloon

When you are so horny that you feel you are about to pop down there. Like you need to release everything down there or else you can no longer hold in your desires.

I haven’t masturbated in a few weeks and I feel I’m growing a balloon

by Queerjade47 April 14, 2020

Ballooni

The cutest balloon

I want to fuck ballooni

by Googa789 June 5, 2020

Balloon knot

A tiny stink hole that looks like a tied up balloon knotted up nicely.

Angela asked her doctor if it was safe for her boyfriend rod to bust open her sphincter. Angela’s doctor replied, “Your balloon knot is tied tighter than a Boy Scout knot but that it would take a lot of lube to bust that knot wide open.

by Doctor cherry popper June 12, 2020

Bill O’Brien’d

The act of being anally raped via trade in fantasy football

Remember that time when Kropa and Mo traded Denard Robinson to Steele for OBJ straight up? They got Bill O’Brien’d so hard they couldn’t sit down for a month.

by BackwardsK841 August 31, 2020

Bill O’Brien

The worst coach/gm in NFL history.

“Let me trade off my best player like Bill O’Brien did

by Jack Harlow October 27, 2020

Balloonertic

/bəˈlu nətɪk/

A person that has a balloon infatuation.

What do you call a person that infatuated with balloons? A balloonertic!

by Matt Windle poet November 13, 2020

Ballon kids

a group of crackhead homosexuals with a token straight and absolutely no will to live.
they also may have a strange obsession with the movie IT.

wow, they are definitely ballon kids.

by KarateGirl October 15, 2020