Beaver Sharp

The term: Beaver Sharp is used to denote someone who instinctively knows how to get a woman into bed on the first date - A man who always scores with women and is a romancer, a dancer, a cunning player, whatever it takes.

man A: Man you aint that good looking but you always pull, how
come?
man B: well I guess thats coz I must be beaver sharp

by backdoortrojan May 6, 2008

Pananian Marsh Beaver

The native beaver of the Panania region. Known for its tempermental state and cases of extreme violence towards humans and other species. Found in the Pananian Marshes, its size varies from that of a normal beaver to the huge specimens found near nuclear waste barrels. Currently the target of a steralisation program by the PBSP.
Known diseases/issues: MBD, tendency to go mango.

"Run! Its a pananian marsh beaver!"

"That Pananian marsh beaver beaverised that little boy for no apparent reason."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Beaverus Ignoramus

The scientific name of the Pananian Marsh Beaver. Chosen to reflect the species intelligence (or lack thereof). Beaverus Ignoramus is currently listed as a pest, and the PBSP is working tirelessly to rid the Panania of this unwanted species.

"Beaverus Ignoramus is truly the only animal on Earth that serves no actual purpose."

by D.E March 19, 2004

Beaver Pleaser

The act in which a male intends to please the interests of a female in heat at any and all costs, even disregarding the general commandment "bros before hoes". Beaver Pleasing is a widespread problem that typically only leaves the bastard committing the crime friendless and masturbating silently in their dark room on weekend nights to the depressing sound of "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls.

You are a Beaver Pleaser if you: Ditch your guy friends to hang out with a girl, speak of mean things about your guy friends to a girl, tell your guy friend's girlfriend the things he says behind her back (disrespectful or otherwise), complete a task asked of you by a girl (feminization or even defriending someone), are the person known as Brock Anders (Huntingdon home grown or otherwise).

by Ham Burger Eddy May 15, 2010

Western Beaver Cleaner

The act of ejactulating upon a toothbrush, than having the girl brush her teeth with it. Great prank.

"When she wasn't looking, I gave her a Western Beaver Cleaner. It was a enriching experince."

by Alex Eaplestien October 25, 2007

Beaver Spit

(cum), (jizz), (spooj), (lady cum), (lady liquid)
female ejaculation cased by an orgasm of the vagina after stimulation

oh shit my Beaver Spit is all over him!!!

by sexual diviat on the move June 8, 2009

beaver bucket

Old VW Rabbit convertibles popular with college co-eds back in the day. The rollbar over the top is the bucket handle, the car is the bucket, and the chicks inside are the beaver.

Sandy and her girlfriends pulled up to the beach party in their beaver bucket.

by Yukon Kizmiaz October 4, 2008