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Historie

Historie is the worst thing in the world. Everyone hates it and it is so boring f*ck historie
Historie er lort
by mattirg April 26, 2019
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canada's history

the act of shoving Stephen Cobert's Grammy in a hole in a maple tree and waiting for an American speed skater to come out of the hole to see if there are 6 more weeks of winter.
I just finished the doing the canada's history, looks like im going to be wearing my Colbert long johns for another 6 weeks.
by boredsiueguy. February 4, 2010
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history of carrot

history of king william making carrots orange because in 1500 they were FUCKING purple or something.
I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too, lets make them orange!

Fuck yeaaaaaa! History of carrot
by laclaclac February 4, 2025
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Museum of Natural History

A museum that's still standing after almost 150 years.
New Yorkers wouldn't allow the wildfire to take their Museum of Natural History (or library, or art museum) from them, even if it was getting replaced by a building with more space, and New York has added lots of people since the museum was built, so why would people from other cities allow someone to take their museum and tear it down, even if they were convinced that something bigger and better would replace it, or that they needed a space that wasn't outdated and old, in favor of something new?
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
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tudor history

Tudor history is the most rubbish history. Modern preceeds it. Tudor history isnt even worth searching for.
Peadophilia in the tudor history period.
by barrytrotter199876579&69 November 2, 2013
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National History Day

for some reason, history teachers love forcing their students to participate in a random wacky holiday and spend like half the year on their projects
"The creation of my National History Day project came to me in a dream. Better classified as a nightmare, really. After I woke up, I knew I had to do a website. The other project mediums seemed more haunting and daunting. The only thing that made sense to me, the only rational decision after such a nightmare, was to build a website on the most difficult project maker. After all, if I could build a website on that, it would truly prove myself a proper historian. Using the website builder, I clawed and begged and howled to the computer screen for weeks, until coherent words formed, and this project was born."
by nymphadora1404 February 16, 2024
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