Soft Machine

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.

ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!

by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022

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Soft mad

When you’re angry at someone because they’re right and/or slightly endeared by their statement.

A reaction to a backhanded compliment

He says you’re his most dramatic friend. Is that offensive or are you just soft mad?

by Dazed_succubus September 30, 2019

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soft couple

A couple who are all about cuddling and kissing, nothing more. Often called a boring couple.

P1: OMG Jenny and James are together
P2: What kinda couple though?
P3: A soft couple but i'm sure that they'll turn into more.

by WhyWouldMyNameBeVital? March 20, 2017

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Soft Tap

To strike a man in his testicular region with very little force, but just enough for him to experience a delayed reaction and then spend the next minute or so in unrelenting agony.

Oh shit! My phone fell out of my hand and gave me a soft tap. I need a minute.

by Gavelpounder October 22, 2020

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A horror game, movie or any kind of medium that doesn't use jumpscares to scare the player/watcher, but rather explores various techniques to create a feeling of terror without inducing a (metaphorical) heart attack.

A: Dude, I played September 1999. Check it out!
B: Dunno man, I don't like it...
A: Chill out, it's soft horror.

by MellyShelly January 14, 2019

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