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A phrase that can be used to signify anything that is physically passable from human to human.
A phrase that can be used to signify anything that is physically passable from human to human.
by John Anthony Edwards pre December 25, 2024
Get the bacterialite mug.A worthless fucking retard "The creator of AI said my religion was an incest cult and that my kids are shit and a word I don't like so we gave him the Ole' Bacterial Lobotomy. He should have to be like me! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME!"
Hym "Woah buddy! Hey... Nobody should have to be like you... You're a fucking retard... And your kids ARE shit... And what is your religion if not a system of beliefs that revolves around incest and quasi-incest? I'll actually die of the bacterial infection before my IQ gets as low as yours... So I won't ever have to do it. I won't ever be like you... Cus I'm not shit..."
Hym "Woah buddy! Hey... Nobody should have to be like you... You're a fucking retard... And your kids ARE shit... And what is your religion if not a system of beliefs that revolves around incest and quasi-incest? I'll actually die of the bacterial infection before my IQ gets as low as yours... So I won't ever have to do it. I won't ever be like you... Cus I'm not shit..."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
Get the Bacterial Lobotomy mug.The (sometimes fatal) rush of hot, noxious gas that escapes from between your legs after farting whilst sitting on the porcelain throne.
This is particularly hazardous when hung over after a night on the Guinness, as the unsuspecting victim hangs their head in shame between their knees, whilst the world falls out of their arse, and a gust of rusty wind has nowhere else to go but to escape up and out from between their legs right into their face.
This is particularly hazardous when hung over after a night on the Guinness, as the unsuspecting victim hangs their head in shame between their knees, whilst the world falls out of their arse, and a gust of rusty wind has nowhere else to go but to escape up and out from between their legs right into their face.
“Oh Sweet Baby Jesus and the orphans!”
“What’s wrong, Darling? Are you ok?”
“For Fuck’s sake! I’m sitting on the pot to have a Richard the Third and let out a huge fart. The backdraft shot right up and hit me in the face. I wish I hadn’t eaten that vindaloo last night.”
“Oh dear. You poor thing. Do you need me to come in and help you?”
“No thanks Mummy, I’ll be fine.”
“What’s wrong, Darling? Are you ok?”
“For Fuck’s sake! I’m sitting on the pot to have a Richard the Third and let out a huge fart. The backdraft shot right up and hit me in the face. I wish I hadn’t eaten that vindaloo last night.”
“Oh dear. You poor thing. Do you need me to come in and help you?”
“No thanks Mummy, I’ll be fine.”
by Mr.Bite.MyLip January 2, 2025
Get the Backdraft mug.Hym "I have too much bacteria in my brain to apologize. That must be it. Whatever part of the brain that controls apologies has got too much fucking bacteria in it for me to do that. The bacteria has highjacked the Jew-loving portion of my brain... And the tolerance for women who aren't fucking me part... And I just can't get my brain to do any of that more gooders you fucking assholes. THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHAT IT IS! And I totally would too if not for all of the brain bacteria."
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
Get the Bacteria mug.After suffering intense back pain, Joey yelled out to the heavens begging for relief, screaming “Lord, if you’re listening, HELP!” He then had an idea to contact his doctor, who suggested he get a backeatomy.
by Dr. Samson Simpson January 17, 2025
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