a great guy. hot and loves to party. has huge muscles. loves coke when he is high. everyone is dtf when they see this guy.
Brandon Hurst why are you doing coke while high. Oh it doesnt matter because you are so sexy and i want to have sex with you.
by yummmmmmmm July 3, 2012
Get the brandon hurstmug. do not accede on shit he does or have done and perpetuate to fucking do people relish he will revolt anyone in every way possible see him no more than a incalculably narcissistic sphincter and a revolting monotonous solitaire playing derelict whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. He is the true definition of a fuck boy.
Brandon likes beating on women and love to have complete utterly control of everyone surrounding him. Dont be a Brandon king.
by DG King January 4, 2020
Get the Brandon Kingmug. Dark Brandon takes over the obscene and vicious Let’s Go Brandon meme from the caterwauling Dark Side, and weaponizes it for Progressives, with overtones of Batman and other superheroes. Components of the meme include Joe Biden's aviator sunglasses hiding laser eyes; his numerous political achievements; ice cream cones; fighting malarkey; a Dark Brandon prequel movie with a multitude of familiar superheroes; Dark Brandon 2. The other side is trying to take it back with accusations of pedophilia and incontinence.
It has been extended to
Dark Garland or Dark Merrick, Attorney General Merrick Garland
Dark Kamala, VP Kamala Harris
Dark Obama, Former President Barack Obama
Dark Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Dark Fetterman, Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman
It has been used in tweets from the White House, and written up in Rolling Stone and on Daily Kos.
It has been extended to
Dark Garland or Dark Merrick, Attorney General Merrick Garland
Dark Kamala, VP Kamala Harris
Dark Obama, Former President Barack Obama
Dark Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Dark Fetterman, Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman
It has been used in tweets from the White House, and written up in Rolling Stone and on Daily Kos.
shorter merrick garland: "my transformation is complete. the era of dark merrick is nigh. all hail brandon."
Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC: "West Point has gone woke" might be my new favorite. There's only one possible explanation. Dark Brandon adjusted the curriculum.
Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC: "West Point has gone woke" might be my new favorite. There's only one possible explanation. Dark Brandon adjusted the curriculum.
by Antibogotes August 28, 2022
Get the Dark Brandonmug. The annoying TikToker who has autism. Of you find him on your 4u page make sure to comment 🅸 🆂🅼🅴🅻🅻 🅰︎🆄🆃🅸🆂🅼 on everyone of his post
by Gremlins June 17, 2020
Get the Brandon maxmug. The one super annoying guy that thinks he’s hot AF but gets no chicks. He’s ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.
by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019
Get the Jacob Brandonmug. An Asteroid.
Someone was actually enough of a nerd to name an asteroid Brandon Sanderson. Seriously. Look up "List of minor planets: 170001–171000" on Wikipedia. I'm so proud of this community
by anonymous May 23, 2022
Get the Brandon Sandersonmug. by Seatbelt Unbuckler November 5, 2018
Get the Autistic Brandonmug.