Bit the Pretzel

To completely fumble a near-perfect situation with a female.

That girl was so into Gary until he managed to spill his red wine all over her red dress. He bit the pretzel.

by gary the pretzel December 19, 2011

Jew bits

Pennies

The cashier ran out of jew bits to make change

by zack the hack December 23, 2011

Chick Bits

The product contained within the vagina of a female who hasn't showered for a minimum of three weeks.

Dude, I went down on this chick last night, and I came up with some gnarly chick bits in my beard!

by Cramanda January 3, 2012

Bits-of-Hong

Another way to say bong hits, or can be used as an alternative for hong bits.

Dude, we totally should get down on some Bits-of-Hong later at your place.

by Eseer Tam July 14, 2011

Ankle-bitting hoe

Someone who copy your style.

Cole: Hay look Ryan is wearing the same shirt you wore yesterday

Mikel: I know he is such an ankle-bitting hoe.

by mummbler August 19, 2011

BIT

Boobs-in-text. When you receive an SMS with boobs in it. Close cousin of BIE, boobs-in-email.

- Dude, Samantha just BIT me!

by pipipeppu June 29, 2011

nature bit

A person whose life and motivations are driven by natural / environmental concerns.

My sister-in-law is on a raw foods diet ever since she became nature bit.

by tc johnson October 11, 2011