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weiny battle

A battle that tests various fuck boi skills to determine who is the weiniest of all the weinies

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Chad and Brad were arguing over who's Patagonia was the flyest. Bystanders took bets on who would win the weiny battle.
by poorchildwhohasnofuture May 25, 2016
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8/9/10 Battle

A form of competitive gooning, edging, or mutual masterbation between 2 competitors. The rules are generally as follows: Each player starts with a pool of hit points. Then a category is chosen. The athletes then take turns sending one another material, usually images that match the category with the intent of sexually arousing their opponent. The opponent then rates the image on a scale of 1-10 in terms of how much the image sexually arouses them. The number the gooner rates the image is subtracted from the gooner's overall hit points. Both competitors must be edging the whole time. If one of these athletes rates an image either an 8, 9, or 10, in addition to losing the hit points, the gooner is punished typically in the form of a publicly humiliating act, usually in a dedicated humiliation punishment discord channel. The battle ends when someone either runs out of hit points, or is brought to premature orgasm, and the loser is subject to a particularly bad humiliation punishment agreed to at the beginning of the 8/9/10 battle. The 8/9/10 battle requires honesty about your arousal and due to the fear of lying, alternate rules that include a third party judge to rate the images can be used.
Hey Greg, I challenge you to an 8/9/10 battle, the category is frames from the Ghostbusters franchise.
by OldF4therTime May 30, 2025
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pigeon battle

Like Pigeon Chess, but both people are pigeons; a battle of the brain(less).
Bob and Tom have no clue about the subject they're debating, its like a pigeon battle.
by Geebygeebs January 17, 2015
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Battle Bond

An ability that only Greninja from the Pokémon Sun/Moon demo have. In gen 7 when a Greninja with this ability knocks out a Pokémon it will become Ash-Greninja, this transformation also makes Water Shuriken stronger, raising it to 20 base power and making it guaranteed to hit 3 times. In gen 9 Greninja no longer becomes Ash-Greninja and it will instead raise Greninja's attack, special attack, and speed under the same conditions. Greninja with this ability are also always male, cannot breed, and shiny locked.
Girl: Hey what ability does your Greninja have?
Boy: My Greninja has the ability Battle Bond
by Joe Mama from Houseparty September 19, 2024
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Battle Game In 5 Seconds

It fucking slammed. It slammed! I binged it I one sitting, got super invested, and then ran out of episodes. I was great. It is such a fucking shame that I can't get a list of all the shows that are based on my thing. It really is tragic.
Hym "Battle Game in 5 Seconds slaps. And the Main Characters power is probably the most creative power you can give a character. That being 'Your ability is whatever the other person thinks it is.' So he has literally whatever power he can convince other people he has and then entire show is just the elaborate mind game of this guy wheeling and deal new powers for himself using manipulation and social engineering. It's profound! The characters look great. It's got kind of a Getbackers vibe and that is actually why I started watching it. I was scrolling past things on Crunchyroll and the aesthetic of the show was so appealing to me that I added to my watchlist. Awesome. Awesome show. Wish it got more hype. Hope it gets another season."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
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The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name
Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!
by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020
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