Rap attack

When a rapper is rapping and he can't stop rapping.

Usually happens when stoned.

Guy 1: I can't cant stop rapping bro. I'm chilling in the trap bro.

Guy 2: I think you're having a rap attack bro.

by IzRiGiDDzI November 11, 2011

zach attack

the act of taking cock in the mouth and/or ass

"hey your mom and i had an awesome zach attack last night"

by Gibbons June 16, 2008

crack-attack

When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)

John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)

by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009

birac attack

Mike Birac's answer to the Zack Attack! A horrible hard rock group from Stoney Creek. Mike plays tambourine and sings, rarely in key.

You mean the zack attack from saved by the bell?

by some jerk February 6, 2005

attack chicken

someone with two or more of these traits:

death metal pants, mountain dew (code red), owns an alienware computer, monster energy drink, heelies, "cant sleep, clowns will eat me" t-shirt (or something similar), flourescent dyed hair, world of warcraft, live-action role playing, magic cards, one that goes under a psuedonym, knowledge of linux, epic metal jewelry.

"man that guy over there giggling really loud to that internet phenomenon while sipping on monster energy drink and gliding around the community college's cafeteria wearing heelies is such an attack chicken"

by Kirkland Baller Crew December 9, 2008

Porn Attack

A heart attack,stroke, or coronary failure that occurs as a result of an orgasm while watching porn. Victims of this are found in an embarrassing state. The risk of a porn attack increases as your sexual activity decreases, so the best prevention is to regularly have orgasms.

"Did you hear about Jose Alberto? His neighbors found him dead next to a scarecrow he'd had sex with. The autospy revealed that he'd died of a porn attack. ...It had a strap-on, man."

by potato_in_my_anus October 15, 2015

Shark attack

When a woman ties a man down and forces cunnilingus on him during her menstrual cycle.

"My ex cheated on me, so I shark attacked his ass."

by Mitsukaiuka June 21, 2014