Candy Apple

A sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's hole while they are on their period.

John: Hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night?
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .

by JC2012 November 6, 2009

Apple Dick

Before a man is about to nut, the head of the man's dick will become as red as an apple.

Damn girl, you given me that apple dick!

by Raymond Mitchell May 4, 2008

applegarth

to fit an apple inside your foreskin

hey i bet you cant do an applegarth

by cameltoejoe August 14, 2010

apple drop

When you go into someone's room and poop on their floor.

Dan just apple dropped Matt's room.

by Hax0red May 17, 2006

ghetto apple

when you take an apple and make into a weed pipe. steps are as shown. 1. remove the stem and use a knife to cut a bowl shaped cave in the apple that goes about half way down. 2. use a pen and push from the side to make the mouthpiece and pipe
put in the weed and smoke:)when finished smoking eat the apple and get a little bit of a buzz from the resin

Me: Jack you noob you just dropped my pipe in the lake
Jack: its okay dude we can make a ghetto apple
Me: i get to eat it

by farmelo August 2, 2007

apple head

The bulbous head of a male's copulatory organ.

"Thick apple head opens up your clit wider," RZA

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

apple nazi

A fanatical advocate for apples of any kind. Sometimes used synonymously with Mac Nazi.

My apple nazi parents insisted I keep eating one apple a day, so now I use Vista

by MarekV February 24, 2010