Tug boat mafia

A very misfortunate group of men who have an extremely small penis.

His dicks so small he must the be the leader of the tug boat mafia

by Sweet Butterscotch June 22, 2016

Tug Boat

Represents being cool.
Can be used as a verb as in something being Tug Boat (cool) or as a noun being the oneness of cool or awesome.

Nate: Man I saw you from all the way overthere! You ain't even Tug Boat!
Mike: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

by Nate Sexton March 5, 2004

plus size boat

In the sport of Crew (rowing) a boat that includes all the fat asses as the coach simply can not risk putting them in the top boats. Generally 2 or 3 poor rowers that are either amazing and set the example for the "plus size rowers" as well as the ones with terrible form get screwed over in the same boat or the ones that give off that "WTF are you even doing here" feel. This type of boat generally gets wrecked in any and all events as the fatty's double fuck over the boat in that they A) Weigh the boat down with there weight and B) Have absolutely no muscle tone and can not pull there weight. They are useally middle 4.

Plus size boat example:

Stroke seat (fit): Coach what was our time in the time in the race?!!
Coach: The winner got 6:30 and you guys got 20:35's
Fat ass: wait that race was full pressure right? I thought it was half.....
Stroke: wtf gtfo off my boat.

by pissedoffstrokeseat May 23, 2009

steam boat willie

a steam boat willie is when you find a homeless man and call him willie, place a captains hat on his head then he proceeds to shit a horrible homeless shit on your chest. while he does this you yell out loud "I I caption!"

hey girl I'm so in love with you. lets get crazy and do a steam boat willie together!

by syko_ January 30, 2009

Row your boat

When you don't want to gently down the stream

Would You rather row your boat or gently down the stream?

by Nickhenrick May 3, 2017

banana boat

the act of taking ones nose and rubbing it up and down the crack of another persons ass

Joe banana boated that mother hardcore

by joe December 10, 2003

slow boat to china

Describes an activity that although it takes up a great deal of time to complete, it's an enjoyable experience nonetheless, like oral sex when the girl is not in a hurry to finish.

When my old girl started to give me head, I was on a slow boat to china.

by xzybit January 3, 2006