2.3

A '2.3' (aka. "Two point three") is your typical middle-class white 30/40-something year old trophy wife who's entire life revolves around her social image, her children, and driving her over-sized shiny new 4x4 through crowded suburban streets.
Also used to refer to the family unit that middle-class Australia fell into in the late nineties, when the average number of children per family was 2.3. These families are excessively affluent, social-status obsessed, and are usually seen in the suburbs of the inner-eastern region of Melbourne, Australia (such as 'Toorak', 'Camberwell', 'Glen Eira', 'South Yarra', 'Kooyong',etc). Vehicles driven by the female of these families are sometimes known as 'Toorak Tractors', referring to the 4x4/4WD 'tractors' that never see a spec of dust on them, and are used solely for transporting 2.3 children around the suburbs. No practicality is attributed to the use of these vehicles, as they aren't that much safer than your average family-sized stationwagon.

"Bloody 2.3's, I wish they'd stop driving those toorak tractors around the neighbourhood."

by NrKy_rox October 26, 2006

2 moons

A fun but time consuming game but not as much as World of Warcraft uhhh it has humongus disconnection problem uhh two sexy guys named torrack and super toilet delux uhh crap i wanna get acclaim pts from this so join

Oh fucking shit its DC again bob WTF, and get Steph off my ass she's fucking anoying. 2 moons is Ahight!

by super toilet delux January 22, 2008

2 pac

1)an over rated nigga who nobody liked when he was out
2)got famouse after he got killed,
like biggie said "your nobody till somebody kills you"

3)a pussy

my 2 pac hurts cause i just got fucked over 2day

by 1 tru nigga 4 u bitch January 13, 2006

2 pager

a 2 page text message (exeeding 160 words)

dude i just wrote a fat 2 pager explaining to my girlfriend why i couldnt go to the dance last night. hopefully shes not pissed

by poway high school May 23, 2009

2. Resetting the Universe

Some people state that Resetting the Universe is a difficult, epic task that not many take on.

You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.
' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'

' How epic. '

' Gabby and Connor made an epic journey to Atlantis to find the Staples that holds the button that will make 2. Resetting the Universe possible '

' Oh God guys your so epic '

by epicccc kids December 31, 2009

2-Par

when a girl lays on her back, and the guy inserts his dick into her anal, and sticks his fngers in her vagina. thus it being a two in one hole kind of deal.

"It felt amazing when he gave me 2-par!"

"Man, it wa cool to hear her moan, and be in her twice at once. Whoever thought of 2-par, is kinky"

by Redheaded Sex Devil February 14, 2012

2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin'

When a man gets his other half over-excited that he feels it necessary to skip foreplay and go straight for intercourse

He said to his lady " Aye it's "2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin''"

by Thal July 12, 2014