I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

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Pick me

A pick me is someone who always crave attention, a d will go above and beyond to have it. Usually by acting over the top and being cringy.

Omg she's just a pick me! Why is she act6line she's "one of the boys"‽

by Kyumi January 14, 2023

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me when

This word combo shows that something is supposed to be funny. You now have to laugh. It can also be used for major amounts of tomfoolery by following it with "your mom". ha. ha. ha. ha. ha.

Me when the when is actually when when when is when while when
Me when your mom

by Davide_24 January 5, 2022

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Me

A person whom hates themselves and is barely holding on to life. They can hardly contain themselves from killing someone/themselves. Just truly needs too die. Please shoot me. Please.

Me: *exists*

by Sadness Spaghetti December 10, 2019

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no me

an make an entitled person powerless instantly

Bob: I'm the king of the world!
Alex: no me
Bob: fucking dies

by mr.man876 December 7, 2020

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Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"

Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

by Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON March 11, 2022

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