Bitter Balls

What happens when you freeze/refrigerate Pre made boba drink for a long period of time. The balls harden and loose the bounciness and joy of freshly made boba and become hard bitter raisin like balls of misery.

Dumbass Joe: damn I'm full asf I should probably save my boba for tomorrow and put it in the refrigerator
16 hours later

Yuck my boba turned into bitter balls! Why Lord why!

by reformedshibainu July 3, 2021

ball weiser

like budweieser but ball weiser. it means you insult other people’s balls

since i’m a ball weiser i told my boyfriend he has teabag balls.

by ballweiser April 3, 2023

Scare Ball

The other term for the Sun. The Scare Ball makes everything irritatingly hot, stirs up the cray with living creatures and critter humans, causes more turbulent air which shakes everyone’s snacks around on aeroplanes, does nothing good for migraines, and has freaked out past generations when it goes all eclipse-y.

The Scare Ball is hella bright today, and it’s making the local methheads even more animated. We should avoid interaction with the Scare Ball and stay inside with the blinds closed, like the higher powers intended when they created scientists who figured out window coverings.

by NurseDiesel May 10, 2025

Tripping balls

(v.) Acting bizarre. Occasionally spelled as "trippin balls".

Person 1: "Yo, Blake got so high last night that he shat in his gaming chair!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was tripping balls!"

by margie.was.hereee July 25, 2023

Quarter Hard ball

A term in which you say when an individual says when another says something stupid. (You would proceed to knock on their forehead twice)

Dumbass: “curry a basketball player?”
You: Quarter hard ball!

by FreakMan445 December 3, 2022

Smegma Ball

A dung beetle like ball but it is made from the "cheese" of ones uncircumcised. Unnaturally occurring phenomenon, only made through ones curiosity and boredom.

Mert: Hey did you see how big Kuba's smegma ball was?
Cumfadel: Yeah, that shit was like a medicine ball.
Corey: Hey, look at mine!

by mrhds January 19, 2024

no balls

scared to do something someone dared you to do/ being a fucking pussy. or, someone dared you to do something and thinking you wont do it they reply, "no balls"

"i dare you to talk to emma, no balls"

or

"you litterally have no balls bc u wont do my dare fucking ni-"

by i love men big daddy fuck me August 30, 2023