Blowing smoke up your ass

To purposely tell someone what they want to hear but also giving yourself excuses and reassuring someone that what is happening is neither their or your fault.

Teacher 1: Jack told me that he can't take the test tomorrow because he has been really busy even though according to him he thought I did a great job explaining it to him. I think I'm gonna give him an extra week.
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass

by thickjordanianbooty101 June 2, 2020

your family reunion a homosexual communion

most deadly insult of them all ; worst than ur mum gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, etc. guaranteed to kill your opponent.

Bob : ur mum gay
Jeff : but ur dad lesbian
Bob : stfu fagit, ur grandpap a trap
Jeff : listen here dicktwat your family tree lgbt
Bob : your family reunion a homosexual communion
Jeff : *dies*

by puss puss licker April 12, 2018

National kiss your crush day

Kiss your crush ........ anyway ;)

Olivia:im ganna kiss Jacob

Jacob: what the heck

Olivia:what its National kiss your crush day
Jacob: oh... 😊

by ;)hey boo October 14, 2019

Get your mind outta the gutters

Something you say when someone is thinking dirty or perverted.

"Wow that's a huge tree..."

"That's what she said!"

"DUDE, get your mind outta the gutters!"

by wheresmikey November 29, 2007

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

1.This is a famous phrase from the game Zero Wing said by the all mighty cats

2. In Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne, if you type this in you automatically win the level (only in single player).

1.Captain: "somebody set us up the bomb!"

Cats: "All Your Base Are Belong To Us!"

note: the above is a shortened version.

2. Player: allyourbasearebelongtous
Computer: VICTORY!

by Erzebetmen February 9, 2009

sucking too hard on your lollipop

dwelling overly long on a subject to the point of being obsessive

Woman: "It's been a week since my date and that guy hasn't called me back yet!"

Friend: "You're sucking too hard on your lollipop, girl. Let it go already!"

by rustopher89 April 18, 2007

all of your eggs in one basket

The act of putting all your hopes into one one basket and when the 'basket' breaks, your 'eggs' will be broken.

Anime Expo put all their eggs into one basket with their online registration system.

by the Care Police September 4, 2005