earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

flipping you shit

Giving a person a hard time in a semi joking manner, also called "flipping shit" when not directly referring to a person who's pronoun would be "you" in a sentence.

I was just flipping you shit when you fell down, I wasn't being serious.

by TheOriginalBobbert October 26, 2015

The 7 levels of shitting

Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is

1. I think I may be constipated

2. I need to take my pants off for this shit

3. I may not come out for a while

4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere

5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere

6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out

7. Tell my mommy I love her.

Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"

Person B: "No, I need help."

Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"

Person B: "Number 7..."

Person A: "Oh no dude..."

by FlyingBucket August 1, 2017

Hold my shit

Its when you take a shit but mid departure you realize that you dont have any toilet paper. So you have to stop and go to a different toilet or find toilet paper

I had to hold my shit cause i don't have toilet paper. Can i borrow some off you?

by The silent shart July 2, 2018

Literally full of shit

When your digestive system is backed up to the point where the majority of it is filled with partially-to-fully digested food.

God, I'm so constipated, I'm literally full of shit.

by Mistlebone March 1, 2017

boring as bat shit

A common phrase that is deeply rooted in the Australian vernacular and frequently used to convey your disappointment in a person or a thing.

"Your performance was as boring as bat shit," said Kyle Sandilands, a past judge from Australian Idol.

by Norman Harvey September 7, 2016

bat shit beautiful

Bat shit meaning: beyond being insane or totally crazy.
Beautiful meaning: attractive, lovely, gorgeous, good looking.

Combine the both, the "subject" is described as bat shit beautiful that combination put together.

That gigantic explotion turned out bat shit beautiful.

by Crasydraw January 19, 2018