Twit Pic Fake Out

When you scroll down your twitter timeline and see a very attractive person's "twit pic" and you click on their profile to get a better look at them, to come to find that they are not as "Attractive" as they looked from your timeline.

Boy 1 (on twitter): Oh wow she's kinda cute.
Boy 2: Yeah she looks halfway decent.
Boy 1 *clicks on profile*: Twit pic fake out.

by Skillett1121 July 12, 2012

Dragged You Out Of The Closet

(Adj.)
-To Out someone because of something that you did or said.

John - "Look Bill...I know you tell everyone you're straight...but I know better..."
*John inches his fingers up Bill's theighs to his crotch.

Bill- "It's true John...I'm gayer than gay!!!!"

John - "OH MY GOD. I JUST Dragged you out of the closet, DIDN'T I?"

by TheOriginalKenBarbz July 25, 2012

get out of my world

Used when one wants to rid another from their personal mindspace. (mostly used by schitzos)

This is my parkin' lot! Don't do that here! Get outta my world..!

by misterzero October 13, 2003

hard core hanging out

to share company with another individual or group of individuals in a close, intimate, or otherwise intense manner.

"...after a long flight and all he had on his mind was doing some "hard core hanging out". I advised him that we should revisit said topic only after he regrouped and I had a few glasses of Meritage.

by part-timer November 20, 2003

get out of my pants

a phrase that is used after saying the same thing as someone, like jinx but cooler.

Chelsea: have you seen my softball? (simultaneously)
Alisa: have you seen my softball?

Get out of my pants!

by msnewbooty May 10, 2008

Rolling Out the Red Carpet

While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."

I rolled out Sally's red carpet yesterday, and now she has poos sporatically.

by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004

popping out a cold one

Havin it away with a dead person-necrophylia

"I was in the grave yard popping out a cold one the other day."
"You skank."

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008