your mom and em 

Inquiring as to how your relatives are doing. Not only your mother, but her sisters, brothers, mom, dad, husband, cousins, distant relatives, co-workers, etc.

(Friend you haven't seen in a long time)- "How's your mom and em?"
(Other Friend that you haven't seen in a long time)-" They're (any relatives I can think of) doing just fine, man, how's your mom and em?

your mom and em by [e-mail] February 21, 2009

Your mom's vagina

A vagina that belongs to your mom. Cost $5 on weeknights. $10 on weekends.

Hey whats up?
-Nothing.
What are you doing?
- Your mom's vagina.

Your mom's vagina by jdflka;ghasljka;jfdsa May 5, 2010

your mom is your dad's mom 

"your mom is your dad's mom" is a satirical reference to jokes beginning with "your mom is..."

it came from boredom while walking around target.

if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.

"your mom is so fat she......blah blah blah"

"your mom is your dad's mom"

"wtf?"

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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"

your mom is your dad's mom by i am soooooo saxy May 9, 2006

your mom's box 

a phase commonly spoken before a radio show ends, signifying that they may not be heard the next day.

oh, yea, and your moms box. (cue closing song)

your mom's box by SatCam April 15, 2004

your mom called 

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.

Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)

your mom called by Phalanxx January 6, 2010

Your mom has big gae 

Something someone says to try to roast you but you end up saying "No u" . (The ultimate roast)

Ryan: Your mom has big gae
Michael: No u

Ryan: *Dies*

Your mom has big gae by Liam Liam Liam Liam December 18, 2018

Your mom is a shelf 

Your mom is a shelf

Your mom is a shelf

Your mom is a shelf by Your Mom Is A Shelf March 1, 2020