Loughborough waffle stomp 

The act of catching a wild Loughborough university in another city or town and proceeding to shit into a shower grate, pick it up and slap them round the face with it.

I just Loughborough waffle stomped a Loughy third year in Nottingham.

Loughborough waffle stomp by Willybong July 5, 2022

Reverse waffle stomp 

Walking into a public restroom, shitting in your hands and shoving the shit in the hand dryer

I went to dry my hands in the restroom but got shit all over me instead cause some asshole decided the reverse waffle stomp the hand dryer

Reverse waffle stomp by Dirty kid bill August 21, 2022

pure waffle

saying stuff without meaning

5"5 guys bio on tinder: im 21, and6"3

girl sees him irl: bruh this is pure waffle

pure waffle by keyboardsmashingsound January 12, 2023

Thot waffle 

A cunt that wants to act like a bitch

That how is a thot waffle

Thot waffle by Misslinds March 31, 2023

Victory Waffle 

Fucking someone in your vehicle in a Waffle House parking lot and then eating a celebratory waffle afterwards

(Name) ate a victory waffle last night to congratulate a job well done!

Victory Waffle by Novak06 September 14, 2023

jargon and waffle

Too much and unimportant details

Your statement/letter is too full of jargon and waffle, and includes paragraphs on irrelevant points

jargon and waffle by Topaze November 30, 2013

tampa bay waffle 

Derivative of the Cleveland Steamer. The difference is that once the steamer is laid upon ones chest, a tennis racquet is briskly retrieved from the nightstand and thrust down upon the turd, mashing said excrement into something that is reminiscent of a waffle.

After a vigorous tennis match, Buffy took a giant dump on Biff's chest and then proceeded to go 30-love by serving up a bitchin Tampa bay waffle.

tampa bay waffle by Paddy O'Furniture February 27, 2017