Trotter 

Another word for an idiot. When someone stuffs up or makes too many mistakes you call them a trotter. Also means 'clumsy person'

"You made a mistake again you bluddy trotter" "Your proned to make mistakes, your a trotter arn't you"

Trotter by lovely lopez October 2, 2008

off the twitter 

taking a Twitter vacation

I've been off the twitter lately. Kinda taking a break from social media for awhile.

off the twitter by Emerson Crossjostle May 13, 2015

bollock trotter 

word I made up 4 someone who has a relationship with sum 1s balls with their feet

"Jeffry that was a great bollock trotting u gave me

bollock trotter by Michael K May 13, 2003

twitter stan 

a whole new language on twitter used by cool gen z kids thats kinda hard to understand if you dont know

no one:

literally nobody:
twitter stan:

i love oomf

ill step on you binch

its on sight
PERIODT
luuv

twitter stan by reddieforit October 1, 2019

TwitterChrist 

1. To make a reemergence tweet after a long hiatus on twitter. 2. A person who you thought was dead but then appears on twitter.
3. An online miracle.

1. Is DP dead he hasn't tweeted in 3 days? Nevermind hes a #TwitterChrist and just tweeted that his nut sack is sweating from sitting underneath his blanket for too long.

2. Holy #TwitterChrist, 2pac is alive because real 2pac has a blue star next to his name and twitters celebrity confirm is flawless.

2. Who the hell is Ham Celek following me? Oh #TwitterChrist I went to high school with that kid but hes dead to me.

3. Holy #TwitterChrist I can not believe that happened.

TwitterChrist by Jonny5G36 November 6, 2010

twitterdoodle

When a boy gets really excited right before sexual intercourse, his penis will get hard while traveling in a small circle and then shooting out cum.

Bro, I got so excited I accidentally twitterdoodled all over this chick's face.

Damn brooo.

twitterdoodle by sikhlover January 23, 2011

Twitter 

A complicated website used by old people who think Twitter is what people use nowadays. Many TV and radio shows and celebrities boast about having a Twitter account.
Twitter also restricts you to 140 characters (WHY?!?!) and there are no privacy settings.
There is also hardly anything to do. It's like a complicated, basic Facebook.
The reason it's 'complicated' is because nobody understands how you USE the site; what's 'retweeting'?, what are these '@Mentions'? IT'S COMPLICATED!

Person A: 'Hey follow me on Twitter!'
Person B: 'Dude, seriously, get a Facebook.'

Twitter by Alexander_Banks November 7, 2011