Bear Trap

When you're sitting down and you drop something and you try to catch it by closing your legs really fast, and you squish your nuts.

Friend: What happened to you?
Me: I was sitting in class when I dropped my pencil on my lap and bear trapped myself.
Friend: I bet your balls liked that.

by MikeyBeef March 10, 2012

Anal Fly Trap

Someone that temps guys into humping, shafting, penetrating, and/or screwing them into the anal orifice.

Jonah anal fly trapped JP when he wore tight shorts and "picked up the soap" the other day.

by Meng September 2, 2004

Mouse Trap

when a guy's cock get hard and he puts it between his stomach and his pants to hide the embarassment of public erection

Right before the teacher called me in front of the class, I used the mouse trap because I saw a hot girl.

by binh January 6, 2005

Trap

The proof that men are the best at being what women are the best at: being women.

Dude1: Oh man, that woman is so sexy, at least there's something women are good at.
Dude2: It's a trap, dude...

by The Def February 18, 2009

trap

a girl under the age of 18, under the legal age.

G: Heeey girl wassup!
G2: Dude that girls a trap!
G: How can you tell?
G2: She has a pacifier!
G:Ohhhh

by MrFeeney July 23, 2009

Newfoundland lobster trap

Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"

Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!

by Ted Mosby is a jerk March 26, 2009

trap

a picture or actual person inciting you to become sexually interested in a woman when further down the line its revealed that it was a man.

in bourbon st. new orleans you will see women with titties exposed, dressed like hookers, but they are a trap. their dicks bigger than yours!

by viciousk July 30, 2009