chris browned

to beat the shit out of you girlfriend...

Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened...
Person 2: No, what?!
Person 1: Karl chris browned the shit out of Christina...

by mr.funnyman September 13, 2010

Chris Rexford

A very thicc (thick) son of a bitch. He has the muscles of a giant. A person named this is a great wrestler.

NEVER underestimate his talent and power!

Man, Chris Rexford is one chunky man. He has the biceps of a god!

by daddy rexford ;) May 16, 2020

Chris Davis

Chris Davis is a powerhouse. He is constantly fueled by the love he has for other people and the love he has for what he does. Don’t underestimate him because he has more to offer than you could ever imagine. He has a heart of gold, and you are so so lucky if he chooses to give you a piece of it. He is musically blessed, to witness him play music is to be transcended from this earthly realm into another beautiful place far far away. He is the absolute best lover you could experience, he will give you nights you’ll never forget. He is gorgeous from the inside out, and once you realize there’s so much more to him than his captivating appearance, there’s really no going back. He will make you the happiest person in the world without even trying...Chris Davis is unlike any other. If you encounter one in your life, love him with all your heart and keep him close to you.

“who’s the new guy you’re with?”
“chris davis..”
“oh shit. you’re about to have the happiest relationship ever.”

by izzawizza May 23, 2019

Chris Hansen

Somebody who wants you to take a seat. Right over there.

I’m chris hansen, we’re doing a story on adults that try to meet young teens online, and if you have anything else to say you can, otherwise you’re free to walk right out the door you came in.

by Boe Jiden, Faglover December 23, 2022

Chris Rock

That guy that got bitch slapped at the Oscars by Will Smith

Will Smith: "KEEP MY WIFE's NAME OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH"
Chris Rock: "It was a G.I. Jane joke..."

by Bree_luv March 31, 2022

chris the crusader

That religious kid from your middle school who you were pretty sure was a religious extremist.

Look, it's Chris the Crusader.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

Chris Packer

The guy with the horse cock. The legend you all know and love. Watch out he might steal your girl, man or even virginity. He eliminates middle classes and is the best at fortnite. If you see a kid that looks like the love child of a raccoon, leafyishere, the mayor of whoville’s son you know thats the Packer.

Chris Packer? YOU MEAN THE GUY WITH A HORSE COCK?
I wanna fuck chris packer

by ryansucksoffslimshady February 04, 2020