thunco

A person with poor thumb dexterity. Can be used as either a noun or an adjective. Portmanteau of thumb and unco, the latter a popular Australian abbreviation of 'uncoordinated', meaning clumsy or possessing poor manual dexterity. Many people from Generation X and before are thuncos, not having grown up with text messaging, video games and other agents of repetitive strain injury.

I'll be a while typing this text message, I'm a total thunco.

Look at him trying to play Halo! He's so thunco!

by neonwombat January 17, 2009

thunder water

explosive diareah that comes out liquidly. Like pee out of the butt

"After having that egg sauce, I had thunder water the whole night"

by lasysemen March 26, 2009

thunderchuck

When you get a girl ridiculously drunk, and whilst she is chundering in a toilet you slip your willy in her vagina. You proceed to ride her of the convulsive movements of her body as she vomms. This can lead to a "thorgasm", the next stage in thunderchucking.

Both thorgasm and thunderchucking can be confused with norse mythology, but avast do not be baffled. Thunderchucking is a pun (play on words) of chunderfuck, thus humour ensues a-plenty. Suffice to say a night is only ever complete with the acheivement of one thunderchuck minimum, although jocularity is not always dependant on a thorgasm.

And she will be a beaut thunderchuck

by durb1 July 12, 2010

Thundercunt

A cunt exceedingly larger than others, literal or otherwise.

Fuck that bitch was a thundercunt.

I almost couldn't handle her thundercunt.

by mistresskayone August 4, 2010

Thunder Pounder

Someone who leaves your innards feeling abused. A guy who is often portrayed as a douchebag but rarely is one. A hot guy who is great in bed.

Guy 1: I was talking to Annie yesterday, she said she hadn't been able to walk, and was feel like crap

Guy 2: lol, apparently im a Thunder Pounder and i didn't even know it haha

by Derkalurk March 17, 2011

Thunder Grundle

During a fart, when air is compressed between the grundle and a hard surface- the air erupts to the nearest exit, usually out the front of the crotch. It is thunderous, not just for the thunderous noise it makes, but also because of the unsettling direction of the blow.

I had a serious thunder grundle in math class, i think i sprained my taint.

by ceegee2 January 23, 2013

Thunder-Hips

A term for one who has great force with their hip-checks.

Man that guys got Thunder-Hips!

by EnterEpicNameHere September 1, 2013