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Walking Baby

Another term for a toddler, commonly used by women averse to children and who can't remember the word toddler.
Watch out for that walking baby. It's throwing shit all over the store!
by AnusCrepe July 27, 2019
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WiFi-walk

The cause and purpose of taking a WiFi-Walk is to obtain a better WiFi connection. A place equipped with wifi does have weak spots. From time to time one must take a WiFi-walk in order to send a picture, video or message via WiFi or to simply look something up on safari.
Mom: What are you doing walkin thru the house like a lunatic?!
Me: I'm taking a WiFi-walk. I need to send Troy this video.
by Ega September 27, 2014
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Walking in on yourself

A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.
Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"
by WatcherMark January 14, 2019
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Walking resumè

A person male or female who has achieved/accomplished many things, that people take note of. A person who often has a lot on their "metaphorical plate", and involves themselves in many activities. One who tends to have a prestine background or work incredibly hard.
I cannot believe she volunteers at the hospital, has the presidential service award and has 300 hours of community service. Man, that girl Avery is a Walking Resumè.
by Datwotwats June 2, 2016
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as the jay walks

Leaving the designated path in order to take a more direct route while on foot.

eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.
Traveling as the jay walks combines the ideas of jaywalking and as the crow flies to be a combination of both.
by squirlitous rex January 18, 2018
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Pilgrim walk

A sexual position involving a bottle of Jameson and a short Irish man
With as much a Jordan's mom is drinking, she might end up doing the pilgrim walk with that guy next to her
by Richard Dishman May 11, 2016
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Shit Walked

When an animal starts taking a shit and cannot get it all out and starts to move.
by MalleableP October 29, 2022
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