sad virgin

cat

"Cat watches from the deep dark depths of virginity, because she's a sad virgin."

by An actual fucking cat April 05, 2019

Mathematical Virgin

One who has never experienced the joy (or pain) of rigorous proofs in high-school Euclidean geometry or college calculus.

Angel couldn't understand why mathematicians make such a big fuss about rigorously proving mathematical results that are intuitively obvious to her—one should forgive her for her immaturity as she's still a mathematical virgin.

by MathPlus April 20, 2017

Total Virgin

Ultimate insult of chav wearing, muffin topped Vicky Pollardesque folks. Pronounce toe-tal ver-gin

What did you do that for you total virgin?

by scardycat October 04, 2006

Mathematical Virginity

You lose it when you experience your first Aha! moment—when you feel like parading yourself naked after being struck by an insight, or upon solving a difficult math problem.

Billy lost his mathematical virginity after he found an intuitive proof to the Pythagorean theorem.

by MathPlus October 04, 2017

Turbo Virgin

people who play CS:GO

yes. stop playing csgo you turbo virgin

by Gaylord694202281 May 24, 2021

The Notebook Virginity

Someone who is a Notebook virgin, is a person that has not watched the movie "The Notebook."
They have yet to lose their Notebook virginity

Guy: So ive never seen the Notebook....

Girl: OMG, you havent! You should watch it with me!

Guy: You want to take my "The Notebook virginity"?

Girl: I'd love too!!!!

by Jamie A C June 06, 2009

virginity blues

A short period of depression and/or self-loathing that girls with a religious background experience after losing their virginity before marriage.

Katie got drunk last night and her virginity blues came back, she kept calling the toilet "daddy" and apologizing to it.

by hataraxia August 19, 2011