Step shaming

Being shamed for not getting in your 10,000 steps a day

"Because of my coworker's step shaming, I had to hop on the treadmill.

by Paleporcelainone November 7, 2019

lab shamed

When a student asks a question found in a hands-on lab guide and the instructor references the page and number that holds the answer, that student has been lab shamed!

Q: What's the password for the virtual machine?
A: On page 4, #1 of your lab guide, you'll find the password

You've just been lab shamed!

by dogeared February 27, 2019

shames the shit

If something "shames the shit" of something else, it is a slur on the object or person, claiming that they are very inferior to their creator.

You shame the shit from your father's arse.

by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004

shame munchies

munchies are when you are either stoned, drunk or generally fuxxed up and you want to eat everything you see.

shame munchies are when you are embarrassed by the large quantities of food you are eating, and you are shameful about it, but you keep going anyways.

Kandyce: Don't give me anymore oreos
Derek: Why not!
Kandyce: I've got the shame munchies!

by i'm kandyce bitch. June 5, 2010

orange envelope of shame

A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.

If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.

LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.

by southland August 18, 2017

Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.

I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.

by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018

tree shaming

Shaming people who buy trees that are specially grown and cut for Christmas and then disposed.

After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019