kevin shepard

the greatest man ever to walk the earth

did u see kevin shepard yesterday, he tore a building in half with his mind, it made me so wet!!!

by gotchabitch123 November 26, 2010

kevin day

The deadliest piece on the board. Once took an Exy stick raw (no one elaborate on that). Probably knows more than you. Obnoxiously tall. Actual dog mom with a alcohol problem

“Someone keep the vodka away from Kevin Day.”
“I think it’s permanently fused to his hand :/“
*drunk Kevin hissing noises*

by Stickball gays and the mafia July 08, 2021

The kevin mccallister

When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.

Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?

by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017

Kevin Tan

The embodiment of all of the most sexy attributes of human kind

This Kevin Tan is beyond sexy

by KPOPKEVIN April 22, 2019

Kevin Murray

A mixed drink of Captain Morgan and ginger ale.

I'd like a glass of water, the chicken fingers basket, and a Kevin Murray.

by ErinEek February 13, 2011

kevin federline

The reason why vasectomies were invented.

K-Fed got Brit pregnant again? Well, everyone is good at something. For Kevin Federline, knocking up women is his only talent because we all know he can't rap!

by sheneneh November 12, 2007

Kevin Hart

Is Kanye West

Snoop dogg: ima weed plant ill fuck you up
kevin hart: and im kanye wet

by gbhxbjshs May 07, 2019