Chris evans

Chris evans is my baby daddy. He is so sexy and is dating me NOT YOU just me so back off.

Wait who are you dating?
CHRIS EVANS YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER

by WAPYUP November 23, 2021

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Evan

Evan- the most handsome most caring fellow of them all.
He's got incredible hair and an infectious smile .
He's bloody hot and honestly if you're lucky enough to have Evan in your life , then you have made it . He changes our lives and we should all be very appreciative of our Evans.
Best boyfriend of them all and cares deeply about all of his friends. Nobody deserves him .

"Fuck me , Evan is so hot!"

"If you need inspiration for your hair , look at Evan"

"Evan is the best goth going"

by Ellias Gray February 16, 2023

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Evan Fay

An extremely attractive individual. Often called the most interesting, most handsome man in the world.

What can you say about that man? Well, he’s Evan Fay.

by MoustacheBob October 8, 2023

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Evanism

Evanism is the complex psychological and philosophical concept of targeting innocent individuals, committing verbal slander, and the expression of extraterrestrial behavior.

“An Evanistic human has sat on me.”
“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”

by perfect asphalt June 8, 2025

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evan flemming

Commoner who loves to put warm jizz in his mother’s twat. He finds ways to break his body and his sole purpose is to be a massive faggot and fuck slags called Caitlin. This person is a bit under educated and doesn’t know the difference between an anus and vagina.

You: hi evab
Evan: where’s my evan Flemming ‘s mums twat I need to put my warm jizz in her

by Evabisonheroin September 18, 2021

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