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Blind Drooling Monkey

A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.

Can also be written as 🙈🤤
Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?
by HappyHippopotamus July 3, 2019
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On-Blind Date

A first face-to-face date with a stranger met online.
After weeks of instant messaging, I finally agreed to an on-blind date with this girl I met on Match.com.
by fulfreez October 13, 2011
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Booty blind

When you have seen to many small,large, and nonexistent booties that you cant tell the difference of which are big and which are small
Jake said I have a big booty but you can't even see it in a skin-tight dress,so I think he has gone booty blind.
by chirpy bird April 18, 2018
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The blind postman

A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.

Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.

The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.

The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.

As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?

Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"

"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021
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Blind Rugging

Wrapping your arms around another person from behind and biting their neck. It is usually done to show affection.
Guy 1: Hey, I heard you got blind rugged by someone at that party last night!
Guy 2: Ya! Now my neck really hurts!
Guy 1: Well, atleast it means she likes you.
Guy 2: I guess so, but I am not the blind rugging kind of guy.
by SlimKim June 12, 2016
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Blinding

1)-If an object or something comes in contact with you eye and makes you cant see.
2)- Sone one who’s looks are stunning and mesmerizing.
1)- waa dude somthing is in my eye it blinding
2)- waa dude look at her she is blinding
by Is_you_blind May 4, 2020
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blind hate

A kind of hate towards a person/a group of people that comes from stereotypes about personal preferences rather than the person’s actual personality or actions.
Person 1: F*cking hell. I hate RosyClozy so much.
Person 2: Why do you hate her? She actually makes really good and entertaining videos, and she’s never had any real controversies. You can check out her channel and take a look.
Person 1: She’s a goddamn GachaTuber. That’s f*cking cringe.
Person 2: Is that the only reason you hate her? That doesn’t seem enough to support your opinion.
Person 1: I don’t care if she makes good stuff. As long as she remains being one, I. Still. Hate. Her.
Person 2: Good luck with your **blind hate**, asshole. Sure, you may have a father, but your behavior says the otherwise.
by An Unpopular Gacha Kid January 6, 2024
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